Pieter van Rhyn . . .

 

Was born and raised in a little dot on the map of South Africa . . .

and still goes home to see his mother at least twice a year.

 

Might still tell you that he's 30, if he doesn't get the count or do the math quite right . . .

but doesn't usually get asked how old he is.

 

Stands two  meters tall and weighs 108 kilos . . .

and is no longer keen on telling people how much that is in "American."

 

Knows Life is the best teacher, even though she kills all of her students . . .

but doesn't appear to be worried about his lessons coming to an end. 

 

Is amused by people who are surprised at his lack of education . . .

and is always ready to show up those who say they aren't.

 

Puts his sham of a "marriage" in the category of "the less said, the better" . . . 

but knows there is no such thing as bad publicity.

 

Divides his life and his job between Las Vegas and Los Angeles . . .

and somehow thinks that to be a good idea.

 

Works at an outfit called Carnal Cinema for a steady check . . .

but enjoys being his own boss for a bigger payday.

 

Describes his position as "From behind, against a wall, and anything else they want" . . .

and is disappointed that he can't get that on a business card.

 

Isn't who you think he is . . .

but is very good at letting you think otherwise.